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Turtle dildo

Turtle dildo

Regular price £30.00 GBP
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Turtle  8" Girth-Surge Dildo
Platinum-Cure Silicone • Custom Colour Explosion 

The Shell That Squeezes Back
Meet your new obsession: a tortoise-inspired shaft with a thickened mid-section designed to replicate the domed shell of a primal sea creature. The plush, bulbous center delivers an unapologetic stretch, while vein-like ridges along the “shell plates” rub your G-spot or prostate with every thrust. Made from medical-grade platinum silicone — odorless, boilable, and ready for rough, creamy rides.

Custom Colours = Your Pussy’s Mood Ring
Choose between:

  1. Jade Abyss (translucent green with gold glitter)
  2. Coral Domination (ombré pink-to-orange, mimicking a sunset inside you)
  3. Midnight Kraken (jet black base fading to iridescent purple “scale” tips)
    …or design your OWN color scheme.

Why MILFs Crave This

  • Texture Snob Approved: Shell ridges collect lube for a squelching glide
  • Extreme Girth: The thick shell center will push you to your limits

“Feel your pussy click around its shell like a horny hermit crab”

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